A guarantee every now and then isn't so bad. The cholas had it right. Just a little hairspray to keep things in place, the way everything is suppose to be, and to keep those pesky fly-aways down. In a world where nothing is guaranteed, and where everything vanishes as quickly as the dust takes to settle...a can of heavy duty Aquanet is the perfect companion. Not to keep us down, but to keep us from flying away...to keep the inevitable from happening.